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Salesman
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| About Me |
I am a deeply religious individual. I believe I was born onto this planet to do good work in the name of the all-mighty one (God) and his son/himself, Jesús.
I don't believe God needs or wants his ego scratched via praising his/her wonderfulness in church, so I don't waste his/her time going to one.
Instead, as he/she one time instructed me during a marijuana hallucination, I sell discounted, sneak-preview movie tickets in his/her name!! He appreciates this charitable deed and promised me a place in heaven with the 72 virgins.
Thank you for reading this and I love you all! (even the homosexuals)
- Sam
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| Pathetic
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| Moonshade Jul 24, 2009 @ 04:07 pm |
Seems like you're in it for the money (and the "virgins") more than for some god.
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| Moonshade Jul 28, 2009 @ 04:07 pm |
I don't recall anything in the Bible about God telling people to do stuff for money.
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| Very interested
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| Sugarbear Aug 05, 2009 @ 06:08 pm |
I'm interested in those passes for district 9 & inglourious basterds screening, email me at tathompson21@yahoo.com
Thanks
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